Apparently, Jake made some T-shirts while I was away from the Internet.

I guess it’s time to make some unserious ones in Inkscape.

It’s slightly less creepy in the video.

(This is based on this post by John.)

You all know that podcast, Nefarious Fauxpod, by Zach, Adam’s voice, Jake’s hair, and that other one? If not, what are you doing with your life?! If you have heard of it, well… what if it was made into a movie? Who would be cast in it and more importantly, will there be Nicolas Cage?

I don’t have an answer for the latter, but I proposed a list of potential actors to play the roles of the Nefarious ones.

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Let’s start with the token foreigner. The only person I can see playing Shawna is Charity Shea from the hit Canadian series, “The Best Years”. They’re like total doppelgängers, y’all!

Jake and Beck are both musicians with hair. They both have greenish eyes and wear ties. Do I need to go further? Plus, they’re kinda the same age. (24 is the new 40!)

Who else can match the masculinity in Adam’s voice better than Voldey? I originally thought Chris Leben should play Adam, but he’d need a ton of makeup to tone down his natural handsomeness. Voldey is still too good to play Adam, but I think it’d be a perfect casting, y’know?

Zach is Sam Jackson. This is not up for discussion.